Entry #13 I See Naughty Parts

Tech Humor

For those out there that have an iPhone beware it according to an innocent husband your iPhone might be taking pictures of you naughty parts and sending them to other people.
A recent form post to Apple a woman called Susan asked if it was possible for her husband's phone to take a picture of his genitals and sent it to another women without his knowledge.
Now I hope Susan is just doing this to embarrass her husband and has already kicked him to the curb. Because if this women is naive enough to think that this lame excuse is even remotely true, well then she deserves and moronic cheating husband.
First of all the man would have to be caring his phone in his underpants (nasty) and secondly since the iPhone does not have a flash he would have to be walking around with is pants open to get enough light down there to get any sort of picture. There is a reason they call it "the place where the sun does not shine."
So for the sake of humanity's intelligence will Apple please respond to this form post with a swift kick up the side of this woman's head.
On the bright side it appears that further down the forum Susan does claim she is suspicious of her husband but would like to remain open to the possibility. Susan also admits she is a former Apple Genius herself. Well now I can see why she is a former Genius if she thinks this is possible.
On the other hand you have to give the guy some credit for being gutsy enough to think this excuse might actually fly. Nice try sir, but next time you think of doing something on your phone you do not want your wife to see you might want to consider securing your phone first with a password.