Entry #23 Like Moths to a Flame

Tech Humor

In Columbus Ohio a man was car jacked and the crooks got away with this car, money and cell phone. After been car jacked the man and his friend came up with a plan that relied on most criminals not being the smartest of people. The man texted his cell phone saying that he had drugs and women and wondered where he was. Like moths to a flame the carjacker stupidly replied back their address and instead of a party on Saturday night they found them selves visted by the police. The crooks were caught red handed and the man will get his car and hopefully the rest of his belonging back shortly.

Entry #22 I Love You But... I'm Hungry

Facebook

Before the creation of Facebook it was easy to drop friends by just never talking to them again. Now with the creation of social networks like Facebook dropping friends has become harder. I now myself I am having to go through and clean up my friends list as there are people on there I barely new in the first place and other that just well... annoy me.
For those of you looking for a good excuse to drop Facebook friends Burger King as launched a new app call, Whopper Sacrifice. The app that allows you to hide your friend abandonment under the vail of delicious flame broiled patty.
The new app will remove friends and them post a message saying "Joe Shmoe sacrificed so-and-so for a free Whopper. Who, will be the next to go?"

So now for those of you looking for a good excuse to drop those old friend from school you only friended in the first place to see how fat they got... and don't deny it you know you did. So happy de-friending and remember some one be hurt but you will be full.

Entry #21 Steve Jobs is The New Celeb

Tech News

Welcome back to a new exciting year of all that is tech and like last year we started this blog with Apple so I think it only right to start this year with Apple.
Last year the big Apple news was not the release of a new line of Mac books but instead the health of Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple. Myself, I avoided blogging these rumors as my opinion is that Steve Jobs should not be treated as a celebrate and everything he does, does not need to be public information.
Today though Steve Jobs has release a letter stating that his much published weight lose was not because we is dieing but just a hormone imbalance. Steve says that he is beginning treatment and will regain the weight shortly. I hope now with this letter release this can be put to rest but will probably just fuel more speculative blogs and and Apple stock price drops.